Open RP post

[osteological]

1. Comment with one of yours, leave a prompt or instructions if you so desire!
2. Grab one of my peeps (here) or leave it up to chance!
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

Comments

[deadandred]

Oh, I, uh -- work for the government. Pretty boring, actually.

[studieswaitressing]

At least you're doing something important, then.

[Although some days people sure seem to act like the fate of the nation depended on them getting their bacon extra crispy...]

[deadandred]

Oh, I guess, if sitting around being bored outta my skull counts as important.

[studieswaitressing]

What, do you have a desk job?

[She leans against the counter.]

[deadandred]

Nah. Just started, I'm on probation. [...Not entirely a lie.]

[studieswaitressing]

[Well, that's ... interesting.]

So, is it some sort of hazing thing? If they just make you stand around all day, I think they're pulling your leg.

[deadandred]

...Not really, it's kinda complicated.

[studieswaitressing]

The kind of complicated you don't tell waitresses about, I'm guessing.

[deadandred]

The kind where I say if I told you I'd probably have to kill you.

[studieswaitressing]

I feel like they only say that in the movies. In real life, they'd probably just tell you and then kill you without giving you warning.

[deadandred]

...Probably, yeah. Unless they're too smart to tell civilians classified things.

[studieswaitressing]

[She smirks.]

But how many people like that do you know?

[Being a waitress, she knows people like to talk about themselves.