"If it spat delicious cookie dough I'm fairly certain it would have been domesticated and mass bred centuries ago." Or if it hadn't, it should have been, that sounded amazing!

"We could try?" she shrugged. "I'm not sure if a Charm Monster spell would work on it, so I'd rather hold off." Being a mage hadn't spared Reya from the whims of mad wizards, she still bore the scars of the attentions of one of the worst, and the memories of the friends he had stolen. The difference was, she saw magic as no more evil than a blade, its use or misuse dependent on the wielder.

"Well, better ask it." She's looking at you Alister.